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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
| Song: Sherlock - Call Me Maybe |
| Artist: moonwalk-into-mordor |
| Album: Tumblr stuff |
| Played: 393,021 times. |
don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom
Before this clip came into my life I missed it so bad
SCREAMING
It’s back
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend




